GOLF TIP OF THE WEEK
Whoa….it’s cold and wet and I guess the weather is just like it is supposed to be in the winter.
If you have a little carpeted area in your house (or office), try this:
Place a paper or plastic cup about 3 feet away. Try to move it or knock it over. After succeeding at that, move it out another 3 feet, etc.
While you are doing this, do 2 things: (1) Don’t let yourself watch the ball roll. (2) Do NOT use any wrists!
LOCAL GOLF VENUES
-Cherokee Grove Golf Course (Grove) @ 918-786-4100
-Grand Cherokee Golf Course (Langley) @ 918-435-8727.
-Patricia Island Golf Club (Grove) @ 918-786-3338
-Shangri-La Golf Club (Monkey Island) @ 918-257-4204
-Eagle Creek Golf Club (Joplin) @ 417-623-5050
-Elk River C.C. (Noel) @ 417-475-3208
GOLF JOKE OF THE WEEK
Four married guys go golfing.
While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation took place: 1st Guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”
2nd Guy: “That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife I will build a new deck for the pool.”
3rd Guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I will remodel the kitchen for her.
They continued to play the hole when they realized that the 4th guy hadn’t said anything. So they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What’s the deal?”
4th guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. and when it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, ‘golf course or whoopee?’
And she said, “Wear your sweater”.
HAPPY GOLFIN
by Steve Pace
Certified Golf Instructor at Patricia Island Golf Club-Grove, OK
(PGA-Former, US Golf Teachers Federation- Retired, NGI- Association of National Golf Instructors)
Cell: 405-834-3217 – email: stevepace.golf@yahoo.com – or website: www.stevepace.net
Steve
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